16 Feb 20 UTC | Spring, 1901: Are...are they gone? I don't see them anywhere...okay. GREETINGS WORLD. It would appear Austria is nowhere to be found! At last, we enter a world free of their tyranny and mistrustful ways. Turns out all we had to do was walk east for a while, who'd'a thunk? With them out of the way the great holiday of Kuznetsov can finally begin. Don't forget to purchase your state-approved gifts by the end of the week, every week, for the next three years. This is truly a wonderful time of celebration and government-mandated economic activity. This broadcast is coming to you live from Radio Moscow, where the only thing cooler than our tunes is the windchill. Up next, local news, and don't forget to tune in for our special report at 7 on whether or not this station is a government puppet. As always, stay frosty out there, because we certainly will be. This has been DJ Aleksander Preobrazhensky for WMMR, signing off. |
16 Feb 20 UTC | Spring, 1901: Hello. I Am Ernie Keebler. I Am An Elf. The Turkish Sultan Is Dead. The Ottoman Empire Is Dead. The Keebler Empire Is Born. Beg Mercy. Buy Cookies. |
19 Feb 20 UTC | Spring, 1902: Ancient Chinese proverb: this map is unbalanced as fuck. We're fucked. Confucious say |
23 Feb 20 UTC | Spring, 1903: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders. |
28 Feb 20 UTC | Spring, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders. |
02 Mar 20 UTC | Autumn, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders. |
05 Mar 20 UTC | Autumn, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders. |
14 Mar 20 UTC | Autumn, 1907: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders. |
15 Mar 20 UTC | Autumn, 1907: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders. |
15 Mar 20 UTC | Autumn, 1907: Bruhhhh |
20 Mar 20 UTC | Autumn, 1909: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders. |
24 Mar 20 UTC | Spring, 1910: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders. |
25 Mar 20 UTC | Spring, 1910: GameMaster: China voted for a Draw. If everyone votes Draw the game will end and the points are split equally among all the surviving players, regardless of how many supply centers each player has. |
28 Mar 20 UTC | GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders. |