Misere Diplomacy (Reliability exploit)

Tue 03 Mar UTC	GameMaster: Please remember that negotiations before the game begins are not allowed.
Tue 03 Mar UTC	[Kiel]:Hello All! This is a match designed to increase the reliability of those who’ve had a few missed matches and need their reliability to go up a bit. Are you short on percentage or phases? This is the game for you! This is a chaoctopi match so: 1) It’s very easy to be eliminated with only 1 center. 2) 34 players is a lot and can help many. 3) Octopus moves make it possible for practically anyone to be eliminated within 2 turns. This is an anonymous match. There are 4 excused misses, and you gain them back if you submit even one move. Chances are, you probably won’t miss more than a couple turns anyways, as the game will auto-end after 5 turns, not to mention 1-week phases. With 2 full years of play, and all press options available, it should be pretty easy to eliminate 10-20 players, if not more. If you are concerned about losing points for this match, don’t be. It is unrated and won’t cost any points no matter if you lose or win.
Tue 03 Mar UTC	[Kiel]:Final notes: I recommend also voting Draw to increase chances of the game ending in time so no one loses reliability. DO NOT VOTE CANCEL, there is a risk that the game will end and it WONT count towards reliability, because it won’t technically be a finish. If we all coordinate on strategy, we can maximize elimination rates. Don’t forget to press, even in this game! In any case, good luck everyone, victory to the first eliminated!
Tue 03 Mar UTC	[Serbia]:Hello, this is my first time playing on this map and for a reliablity exploit, so thank you for such detailed bullet points, it really cleared a lot of things up for me.
Wed 04 Mar UTC	[Paris]:I'm just excited to play Chaoctopi...
Thu 05 Mar UTC	[Kiel]:This will be the 5th game ever of this variant on vDip. Rarest played variant in the list!
Thu 05 Mar UTC	[Serbia]:Wow, we makin' history.