Another gem from global:
Russia: Gentlemen, I want to tell you, pigs and dogs fuck wit, who is responsible for military operations in the so-called public official decapitation showed negligence check the order, does not work correctly with his admiral's ship communication can lead to serious misunderstandings välilläadmiralty and the military which eventually led to the quite amazing alternate, who is the most unexplored areas addressed to you will be pleased to know that dogs and pigs fuck wit has now been sent to this vast country can no longer reach the farthest abuse of this rogue force to defend, he said, "but the girl vest more comfortable due to better-alcoholic beverages, which is worked in Livonia"
Germany: WTF?
Russia: What taekwondo beans, I do not understand, I can assure you, as good as pigs and dogs are not understood means you've taken the Latvian dog feces sticker, you are constantly bombarded me now tell the truth between very serious misunderstanding!
Italy: ah, yes, what the German said.