05 Jun 20 UTC | Spring, 1901: gogogo! |
05 Jun 20 UTC | Spring, 1901: Test message - Global |
05 Jun 20 UTC | Autumn, 1901: Feels a little aggressive there... |
05 Jun 20 UTC | Autumn, 1901: Herr Hitler. Russia kindly requests an explanation for the aggressive maneuvers of your armies towards the motherland. We would like to believe that this was temporary insanity of rogue generals who you will deal with in a most appropriate manner. Russia proposes a withdrawal from the border and the establishment of Prussia/Silesia /Baltic Sea region as a DMZ. |
05 Jun 20 UTC | Autumn, 1901: Done. The Panzers will depart Silesia. Now I must trim my mustache. |
05 Jun 20 UTC | Autumn, 1901: Russia finds the continued presence of German Panzers in the DMZ troubling |
05 Jun 20 UTC | Autumn, 1901: We are a peaceful people with simple desires to grow our potatoes and make our vodka. Why do you threaten us so? Maybe we can send you some vodka and be friends again? |
05 Jun 20 UTC | Spring, 1902: Let's make Moscow a DMZ instead. Maybe we can have Octoberfest there. |
05 Jun 20 UTC | Spring, 1902: I reject this proposal. You want Vienna? Russia can plant potatoes in Budapest |
05 Jun 20 UTC | Autumn, 1902: Unacceptable aggression against the mother land. This bear will devour you like a young bison! |
05 Jun 20 UTC | Autumn, 1902: Brb, going to make some bear bacon. |
06 Jun 20 UTC | Did somebody say Oktoberfest? |
06 Jun 20 UTC | Gg |