29 Aug 22 UTC | Spring, 1885: Y'all might not realize this, but Austria will be going off this game |
11 Sep 22 UTC | Autumn, 1888: If any of you still support Ben, you're not only stupid, you're dumb. |
08 Oct 22 UTC | Autumn, 1896: Breaking News: Anarchy in Europe as Germans abandon all forms of strategy and return to monke |
09 Oct 22 UTC | Spring, 1897: oh man they’re throwing poop |