| 30 Sep 22 UTC |
Spring, 1901: It's time to go back to the beginning [cue intro theme] |
| 11 Oct 22 UTC |
Spring, 1901: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… |
| 15 Oct 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1901: There lived a benevolent emperor and his glorious empire… |
| 15 Oct 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1901: Until a man named Rasputin came along... |
| 17 Oct 22 UTC |
Spring, 1902: And he played a certain nauseating song... |
| 17 Oct 22 UTC |
Spring, 1902: (Someone else continue the story.) |
| 19 Oct 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: The End. |
| 19 Oct 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: Thank you |
| 19 Oct 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: That was just the opening to the prologue, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 19 Oct 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: Chapter 1, The Undoing of the Territories. |
| 20 Oct 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: In borderland raids,
They came in their hordes,
Ransacking villages,
Taking the spoils,
With nothing to lose,
And possessions few,
Bold,
Sturdy,
Fearless and cruel! |
| 20 Oct 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: These people were known as the Dutch. A breed of brutish men and women alike. All they knew was war and pillage.
However, to their South stood what was once a village, a massive city housing the remnants of a bloodthirsty empire. |
| 20 Oct 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: Brobdinag? |
| 20 Oct 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: Gulliver? |
| 20 Oct 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: Antwerp. |
| 20 Oct 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: Belgium? |
| 22 Oct 22 UTC |
Spring, 1903: I can't believe you've done this. |
| 22 Oct 22 UTC |
Spring, 1903: You've made a big mistake! Raising energy bills to maximum! None shall live to turn their thermostats on. |
| 07 Nov 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1905: Someone tell Russia to SHUT UP! What a whiner! |
| 07 Nov 22 UTC |
Autumn, 1905: Big delay in response time. Cease your pathetic display of childishness. |
- Autumn, 1909, Finished